Let the diet debauchery begin

I've decided to go on a diet yet again. Hopefully I can actually drop the 20 lbs this go around. My willpower always seems to get shot to shit when I'm attempting to do right. I just dont know about this exercise thing. Somebody needs to make some kind of extreme body toning vigorous rub b/c I honestly dont feel like jumping around and gyrating. I took a detox bath yesterday and I thought I was gonna pass out. I read that epsom salt makes you sweat but good grief. I looked like I had gone 4 rounds with Turbo Jam. I don't know if I got any toxins out but I know I was lightheaded as hell. I swear my internal furnace kicked up 10 notches.